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scottsmccall:

make me choose » sciles or sterek (asked by allisonsgone)

yafriction:

verysharpteeth:

Those last two where Sebastian just loses it though. He’s laughing so hard he shakes the chair and has to stop talking. OMG what a precious cupcake.

(Source: first-enchanter-vivienne, via kurenai24)

iflybikes:

Tiny baby python got confused about what sort of mouse to catch.

iflybikes:

Tiny baby python got confused about what sort of mouse to catch.

(Source: iflewbikes, via achildofthefandoms)

the-thorster:

lokitude:

….

The Fall Soldier

whoa there satan

the-thorster:

lokitude:

….

The Fall Soldier

whoa there satan

(Source: daryl-the-lil-asskicker, via kurenai24)

slythergin:

slytherin-elsa:

My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”

slythergin:

slytherin-elsa:

My mom got me this shiRT AND I AM LAUGHING SO HARD SHE DOESNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT SHES DONE SHE DOESNT GET THE IRONY IN THIS I AM A CLOSETED LESBIAN THIS IS COMEDY GOLD I MIGHT COME OUT TO HER OVER THIS FUCKING SHIRT JUST TO EXPLAIN WHY I CANT STOP LAUGHING

UPDATE: When I told her I’m gay she crossed her arms and said in a really pissed off voice “Are you telling me I spent $15 on that shirt for nothing??”

(via alphamamamccall)

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

(Source: exeggcute, via puffedchoco)

castieltherebel:

spockhetti:

AU where magic and unicorns and mermaids and dragons exist and people read cool fantasy books about taxes and dishwashers

arthur weasley

(via thataustraliangoth)

fyeahsophieturner:

Can each of you say something in French, please? [x]

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baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

troubled-hippo:

alberoni:

If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.

woah

I like it backwards

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

troubled-hippo:

alberoni:

If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.

woah

I like it backwards

(via thataustraliangoth)

tennants-hair:

porn always ends up on your dash

it doesn’t matter if you only follow disney blogs

you will get porn on your dash

(via puffedchoco)

modernjackoverland:

berksome:

berksome:

reunited at last

are you serious i put on a banana suit and walked around Target for an hour for this

instead of reblogging pictures of OTPs and half naked women, have a heart and show some respect towards this mother being reunited with her children

modernjackoverland:

berksome:

berksome:

reunited at last

are you serious i put on a banana suit and walked around Target for an hour for this

instead of reblogging pictures of OTPs and half naked women, have a heart and show some respect towards this mother being reunited with her children

(Source: olympercy, via thataustraliangoth)

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

comcasting:

My grandpa texted for the first time in his life today and he spit straight wisdom out of the keyboard

(via australiansanta)

How I Think Isaac Reacted to the Cigarette Metaphor

  • (Isaac and Gus are just casually playing video games)
  • (Gus whips out a cigarette)
  • Isaac: Dude, you smoke in the house my mom will be pissed. She's afraid I might get cancer or something. (smirks at his own joke)
  • Gus: I'm not lighting it.
  • Isaac: What?
  • Gus: It's a metaphor.
  • Isaac: Oh God, not this again. (Pauses game) Can't you just write poetry like a normal pretentious teen.
  • Gus: I can't write.
  • Isaac: That's probably for the best, actually.
  • Gus: Can you unpause the game?
  • Isaac: Will you tell me what the oh so beautiful metaphor is.
  • Gus: You put the thing that can kill you between your lips, but you never light it. You never give it the power to kill you.
  • Isaac: Do you just keep a notepad next to you while you watch Soap Operas, or are you too busy jacking off to them.
  • Gus: This is a good metaphor!
  • Isaac: Like that one about crushing all flowers because they look as beautiful dead as alive?
  • Gus: I-
  • Isaac: Or when you walked around wearing a sock on your head to prove that the reverse works as well?
  • Gus: Well-
  • Isaac: Or that one time-
  • Gus: Would you just let me do my freaking metaphors?
  • (Isaac smirks and turns back to the game)
  • Isaac: Well, I guess if you want to put a fag between your lips, that's your business. No judgment.
  • (Gus throws a pillow at Isaac, and they both laugh and resume the game)